Aliens, Nessie and Haunted Portraits, Oh my! This month's episode of Humor Me This is full of the headlines you've wanted to talk about, Buckle up! 

Sources:

• https://nypost.com/2023/09/12/cursed-painting-purchased-for-25-resells-for-2k/amp/
• https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/newly-discovered-golden-orb-from-bottom-of-ocean-stumps-scientists/
• https://wtop.com/trending-now/2023/09/gator-with-missing-upper-jaw-finds-new-home-in-florida-reptile-park/
• https://news.sky.com/story/man-arrested-after-trying-to-run-from-florida-to-london-in-a-makeshift-hamster-wheel-12956130
• https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/loch-ness-monster-hunt-largest-decades-rcna102002
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/09/13/aliens-mexico-congress/